{"product_id":"12-terrors-of-christmas-0764937103-used","title":"12 Terrors of Christmas","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0764937103\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e John Updike\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Used\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEdward Goreys off-kilter depictions of Yuletide mayhem and John Updikes wryly jaundiced text examine a dozen Christmas traditions with a decidedly wheezy ho-ho-ho. 1. Santa: The Man. Loose-fitting nylon beard, fake optical twinkle, cheap red suit, funny rummy smell when you sit on his lap. If hes such a big shot, why is he drawing unemployment for eleven months of the year? Something scary and off-key about him, like one of those Stephen King clowns . . .\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mia Karts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67590924173600,"sku":"USED0764937103","price":12.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7426\/3840\/files\/710bKk5xGeL_aec132d5-6b97-4008-b63a-c018f564791e.jpg?v=1790626110","url":"https:\/\/miakarts.com\/products\/12-terrors-of-christmas-0764937103-used","provider":"Miakarts Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}