{"product_id":"awesome-jokes-that-every-9-year-old-should-know-hundreds-of-rib-ticklers-tongue-twisters-and-side-splitters-awesome-jokes-for-kids-1999914759","title":"Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters (Awesome Jokes for Kids)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1999914759\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Waugh, Mat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e New\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhich dog always wins the race?The one with the comfortable lead!How do angry people tie their shoes?With a crossbow!What's big, purple and smells horrible?A monster's bottom!What's the best way to buy wallpaper online?Just cut and paste!Here at last: the funny jokes that every nine year old needs to know, from the million-selling Awesome Jokes series.It's a power pack of punchlines thats sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.Theyre all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around! Newsflash: Don't miss brand new Crazy Choices for 9 Year Olds from the same author - it's the perfect companion to Awesome Jokes! PS An early edition of this book included a joke that one or two parents considered too rude (see the review if you're curious - photo only visible on Amazon US). You may or may not agree. But since it caused offence, it's now been replaced with a couple of squeaky clean humdingers!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mia Karts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52196768088352,"sku":"NEW1999914759","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7426\/3840\/files\/61mKb7Cu8aL.jpg?v=1786953956","url":"https:\/\/miakarts.com\/products\/awesome-jokes-that-every-9-year-old-should-know-hundreds-of-rib-ticklers-tongue-twisters-and-side-splitters-awesome-jokes-for-kids-1999914759","provider":"Miakarts Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}