{"product_id":"bad-dog-278-outspoken-indecent-and-overdressed-dogs-0761139834","title":"Bad Dog: 278 Outspoken, Indecent, and Overdressed Dogs","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0761139834\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Battles, Rob\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e New\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBad habits, bad attitudes, bad breath. With a weakness for bad outfits and having bad hair days. Dogs are no less bad than cats, so it was only a matter of time before, emboldened by the runaway success of Bad Cat, the #1 New York Times bestseller with 487,000 copies in print, dogs would be begging for the chance to speak out. Dogs like:Trixie, the puppy eating her own foot, who says: If youre wondering, it tastes like chicken. Or the aging Sam, eyes popping out of his head and granny glasses askew: Sweet mother of mercy-the Viagras working! Or Tasia, a big mutt forced to wear little Santa hats, who snarls: Id like to roast your chestnuts on an open fire. Theres Dallas the surly yoga instructor. The old letch Samson, half-mastiff and half-slobber. Barley of the Order of the Vested Shih Tzus. Devil-worshipping Penny. Friend of sailors Miz Skeeter Bug. And Charlie, whose words should be heeded by every owner who thinks its cute to dress up the family pet: Listen to me! I am not a bird. I am not a plane. Im just your dog, Charlie. In the same format as Bad Cat, with 244 truly funny photographs (including a number of group portraits), plus name, age, hobby, and candid quote.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mia Karts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52193935655200,"sku":"NEW0761139834","price":13.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7426\/3840\/files\/719c_RSQ5CL.jpg?v=1786895312","url":"https:\/\/miakarts.com\/products\/bad-dog-278-outspoken-indecent-and-overdressed-dogs-0761139834","provider":"Miakarts Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}