{"product_id":"diary-of-a-mad-bride-0385335830","title":"Diary of a Mad Bride","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0385335830\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wolf, Laura\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e New\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnce I was a sane, levelheaded professional woman. Then I said yes. Now I am the lunatic bride I always made fun of!What is it about getting married that turns normal people into total freaks?A savvy, riotously funny novel, Diary of a Mad Bride is for anyone who has ever been a bride, is about to become a bride, yearned to be a bride, or suffered the sheer indignity of appearing in public in the worlds ugliest bridesmaid dress....My wedding was starting in less than twenty minutes, and I was stuck in a 7-Eleven parking lot with popcorn kernels wedged in my gums and vanilla ice cream melting on my dress. It was a disaster too large to comprehend. After an agonizing year spent planning my wedding, could it really end like this? The voices chronicling a year of wedding hysteria swirled in my head....- My grandmother upon viewing my engagement ring:What do you mean he gave you an emerald! Diamonds are eternal, emeralds say, maybe five years.- My future father-in-law on the night of my engagement party:To a happy marriage and, if necessary, a painless divorce!- My best friend, Anita:Oh, screw congratulations. Of course Im happy for you. Stephens a major piece of ass and hes got a sense of humor. Just as long as youre certain this is what you want.Would I survive this day after all....?\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mia Karts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51819516657952,"sku":"NEW0385335830","price":13.21,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7426\/3840\/files\/71o39fYQt_L.jpg?v=1781133512","url":"https:\/\/miakarts.com\/products\/diary-of-a-mad-bride-0385335830","provider":"Miakarts Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}