{"product_id":"diddly-squat-the-farmers-dog-0241783003","title":"Diddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0241783003\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clarkson, Jeremy\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e New\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePre-order the all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics from Diddly Squat Farm - from gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson.Fans of Prime TV series Clarksons Farm will enjoy this companion. - Irish TimesUncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and a host of ill-conceived plans pursued with boundless enthusiasm - Clarksons farm remains the gift that keeps on giving.As one overseas visitor* confessed, he only came to Diddly Squat because he couldnt believe Jeremy could actually be that incompetent.Not one to be discouraged, our hapless hero channels his entrepreneurial spirit into a bold new venture: a pub. A few short weeks later, The Farmers Dog opens its doors - proudly serving all-British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers, and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling. The perfect country pub or so it seems.Between malfunctioning toilets, blackouts, psychedelic wheat, angry London protests, and a headbutting goat, Clarkson soon learns that running a pub may be even trickier than running a farm. Fortunately, he still has Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie, and Gerald to lend a hand - especially now that his doctor insists hes got to become a vegetablist.(*Along with the rest of China, apparently.)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mia Karts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52240966189344,"sku":"NEW0241783003","price":40.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7426\/3840\/files\/81AJhZ9iACL.jpg?v=1787580970","url":"https:\/\/miakarts.com\/products\/diddly-squat-the-farmers-dog-0241783003","provider":"Miakarts Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}