{"product_id":"extra-nutty-even-more-letters-from-a-nut-0312261551","title":"Extra Nutty! Even More Letters from a Nut!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0312261551\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Nancy, Ted\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e New\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the world of Ted L. Nancy. Some have called him inspired, some have called him a goofball, and many have wondered who Ted really is. All we know is that Ted loves to write and it shows-Extra Nutty! is chock full of nut, a record of real live correspondence from America's favorite pen pal to a cross-section of this great nation. Extra Nutty! is bursting with all new letters showing Ted at his looniest.Take, for example, this:Dear Business Permits Dept.: I want to apply for a business permit in your fine city...I operate the Soup \u0026amp; Sleep Restaurants. You can either order soup or sleep. A hostess will greet you and you would say, \"I'd like to sleep.\" She will lead you to a table where you can catch a few winks.Or this:Dear Helena Ocean \u0026amp; Dog Licensing Dept: I will stage the play \"Mark Twain with Tourette's Syndrome.\". . . Let me know what arrangements I need to make to store my anchovie tank at your seaport. Thank you. I await large crowds.Or even this:Dear Kmart: I have invented a male underpants liner...This liner fits right in your shorts and can be thrown away after 15 weeks. I have been wearing the same pair of underwear for 105 days now and although they feel a little stretchy they are perfectly clean.Ted's unique way of looking at the world-and how the world responds to Ted's schemes--is captured here in this extra nutty, hugely hilarious collection.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mia Karts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52197887705376,"sku":"NEW0312261551","price":25.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7426\/3840\/files\/71rjLdLLxbL.jpg?v=1786966464","url":"https:\/\/miakarts.com\/products\/extra-nutty-even-more-letters-from-a-nut-0312261551","provider":"Miakarts Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}