{"product_id":"how-not-to-become-a-crotchety-old-man-0740781553-used","title":"How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0740781553\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e McHugh, Mary\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Used\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo you find yourself yelling at the TV? Are you incapable of reading instruction manuals? If so, youre at risk of developing crotchety old man-itis, and this is the book for you.We all have a crotchety old man in our lives. Maybe hes your father, your grandfather, your brother, your husband-or, though youd never admit it, even you! Author Mary McHughs 250 hilarious truths, illustrated by Adrienne Hartman, are a lighthearted razz of the grumpy old man prototype. You know the one: he salts everything automatically before tasting it, he thinks hes the best driver to ever grace pavement, and he still hasnt learned how to empty the dishwasher.Compact in format, big on fun, and filled with hilarious insights, How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man is a perfect Fathers Day, birthday, stocking stuffer, or holiday gift for any man who wants to ensure he doesnt slip into the crotchety zone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eProduct Dimensions: 3.5 x 0.75 x 3.75\" | Author: Mary McHugh | Length: 144 pages | ISBN-13: 978-0740781551 | NOTE: Book is brand new, but may have very minor shelf wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Mia Karts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67638771253536,"sku":"USED0740781553","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7426\/3840\/files\/71Hn3-rNH8L.jpg?v=1791167113","url":"https:\/\/miakarts.com\/products\/how-not-to-become-a-crotchety-old-man-0740781553-used","provider":"Miakarts Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}