{"product_id":"jewish-as-a-second-language-0761158405","title":"Jewish as a Second Language","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0761158405\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Katz, Molly\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e New\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's a NICE book.Forget Yiddish. Real Jewish is a secret language of nuance, argument, and somersaults of everyday speech; of wins, losses, and draws in competitions you had no idea you'd entered. It's everything from mastering the OAQ (Obsessive Anal Question) - \"They'll de-ice the wings before we take off, right?\" - to never, ever believing your mother-in-law when she says \"Don't bother driving me, I'll take a cab.\" Now in a second edition that's bigger, better, and with more guilt, this is the indispensable guide.Who knew?* Jewish Cooking (the first two hours of boiling a chicken are just to make sure it's dead)* Jewish Eating (you should eat eight times a day if you're diabetic - or if you're not)* The Art of Two-Person Worrying (Jewish Ping-Pong)* The hotel-room-changing gene, the always-at-the-doctor gene, and other genes only Jews have* Boxing gloves, a rottweiler, Pop-Tarts, and fourteen other things you'll never find in a Jewish home* And so much more. (Why not?)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mia Karts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52193934049568,"sku":"NEW0761158405","price":10.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7426\/3840\/files\/91gotUmPJVL.jpg?v=1786895291","url":"https:\/\/miakarts.com\/products\/jewish-as-a-second-language-0761158405","provider":"Miakarts Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}