{"product_id":"painfully-british-haikus-0241429749-used","title":"Painfully British Haikus","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0241429749\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Shaw, Dale\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Used\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Will make everybody laugh' DOLLY ALDERTON ON THE HIGH LOWEnjoy this hilarious collection of over 200 haikus that sum up the complex, confusing and often compounding character of the British people.The Sellotape endUnlocatable it seemsChristmas is cancelledHow many gin tinsIs decreed appropriateFor this train journey?The sound of a splashMy Hobnob falls to piecesMy tea is sulliedEvery houseplantSuffers a slow painful deathI am a monsterYou're at the seasideA seagull eyes your MagnumYou won't win that fight\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mia Karts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68175392178464,"sku":"USED0241429749","price":14.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7426\/3840\/files\/71Hr_VHxPNL.jpg?v=1794062324","url":"https:\/\/miakarts.com\/products\/painfully-british-haikus-0241429749-used","provider":"Miakarts Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}