{"product_id":"southern-lady-code-essays-0525562923","title":"Southern Lady Code: Essays","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0525562923\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ellis, Helen\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e New\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA collection of essays that are \"like being seated beside the most entertaining guest at a dinner party\" (Atlanta Journal Constitution)-from the New York Times bestselling author of American HousewivesThank you Helen Ellis for writing down the Southern Lady Code so that others may learn. -Ann Patchett, bestselling author of The Dutch HouseHelen Ellis has a mantra: If you don't have something nice to say, say something not-so-nice in a nice way. Say weathered instead of she looks like a cake left out in the rain and Im not in charge instead of theyre doing it wrong.In these twenty-three raucous essays, Ellis transforms herself into a dominatrix Donna Reed to save her marriage, inadvertently steals a Burberry trench coat, avoids a neck lift, and finds a black-tie gown that gives her the confidence of a drag queen. While she may have left Alabama for New York City, Helen Ellis is clinging to her Southern accent like mayonnaise to white bread, and offering readers a hilarious, completely singular view on womanhood for both sides of the Mason-Dixon.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mia Karts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52158481531168,"sku":"NEW0525562923","price":12.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7426\/3840\/files\/91r3xynD2lL.jpg?v=1786080198","url":"https:\/\/miakarts.com\/products\/southern-lady-code-essays-0525562923","provider":"Miakarts Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}