{"product_id":"stop-dressing-your-six-year-old-like-a-skank-a-slightly-tarnished-southern-belles-words-of-wisdom-0274873524","title":"Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0274873524\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Rivenbark, Celia\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e New\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCelia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover:*How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)*Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons)*ebay addiction and why \"It ain't worth having if it ain't on ebay\"*Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues*And so much more!Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mia Karts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51935166267680,"sku":"NEW0274873524","price":17.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/miakarts.com\/products\/stop-dressing-your-six-year-old-like-a-skank-a-slightly-tarnished-southern-belles-words-of-wisdom-0274873524","provider":"Miakarts Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}