{"product_id":"the-lesbian-sex-haiku-book-with-cats-1250072646","title":"The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1250072646\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pulley, Anna\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e New\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLesbian sex has been confounding people since the dawn of time. What is it that two women do together exactly? The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!) is a humorous guide to lesbian sex, dating rituals, and relationships, and aims to dispel all myths. Haiku paired with hilarious watercolor illustrations of cats in various stages of sexual awkwardness will enlighten, demystify, remystify, and most importantly entertain as you learn about all the aspects involved in girl-on-girl action.From lesbian pick-up lines:Pronounce Annie Proulx'sname correctly-watch lady'scargo pants fall off.To icebreaker haiku for first dates:It has been MANYyears, but I'm not done gripingabout The L Word.To, of course, the mechanics of lesbian sex:It's like straight sex butafterwards we ask ourselves,\"We just had sex, right?\"Lesbian sex islike water polo-no onereally knows the rules.This laugh-out-loud book is the perfect gift to amuse and educate your friends, loved ones, and lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mia Karts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51960206197024,"sku":"NEW1250072646","price":37.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/miakarts.com\/products\/the-lesbian-sex-haiku-book-with-cats-1250072646","provider":"Miakarts Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}