{"product_id":"the-stuporwoman-files-observations-of-an-overworked-overwhelmed-overjoyed-working-mother-0595344151","title":"The Stuporwoman Files: Observations of an Overworked, Overwhelmed, Overjoyed Working Mother","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0595344151\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lewis, Monica\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e New\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNewspaper humor columnist, public speaker, and playwright Monica Lewis' laugh-out-loud observations on motherhood, relationships, balancing work and family, and the quirks of everyday life, hit home on every page.On knowing you're too old to have a baby: \"You know you're too old when, to you, a period is just something that goes at the end of a sentence.\"On the irony of giving your kids a time-out: \"Most parents would love the luxury of taking an hour to just sit in our rooms. Hell, I'd even sit in the corner if it meant a moment or two of peace and quiet.\"On helping your child with math homework: \"I'm hopeless at math. For me, Cardinal Numbers are the amount of red birds on the tree outside my bedroom window.\"On Santa Claus: \"If Santa was a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the store bag.\"On Not Cleaning the Refrigerator: \"If food were human, I'd be considered a slumlord.\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mia Karts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51955639484704,"sku":"NEW0595344151","price":16.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/miakarts.com\/products\/the-stuporwoman-files-observations-of-an-overworked-overwhelmed-overjoyed-working-mother-0595344151","provider":"Miakarts Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}