{"product_id":"we-cant-all-be-rattlesnakes-0060821175","title":"We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0060821175\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Patrick Jennings\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI am a snake. No, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I’m a gopher snake. One day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I’m male. I’m not. He dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I’d eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called “Breakfast.” I didn’t lay a coil on it. Gunnar thinks I’ll be his adoring pet. He’s wrong. In fact, I am planning my escape. I may take Breakfast with me. Crusher will charm readers in this entertaining, clever novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mia Karts","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":51425910817056,"sku":"NEW0060821175","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Used - Good","offer_id":51425910849824,"sku":"USED0060821175","price":7.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7426\/3840\/files\/content_f8b8a27d-5b40-4f3e-83e9-060e9959689a.jpg?v=1775389531","url":"https:\/\/miakarts.com\/products\/we-cant-all-be-rattlesnakes-0060821175","provider":"Miakarts Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}