{"product_id":"white-girl-problems-1401324541-used","title":"White Girl Problems","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1401324541\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Walker, Babe\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Used\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBabe Walker, center of the universe, is a painstakingly manicured white girl with an expensive smoothie habit, a proclivity for Louboutins, a mysterious mother she's never met, and approximately 50 bajillion Twitter followers. But her \"problems\" have landed her in shopping rehab-that's what happens when you spend $246,893.50 in one afternoon at Barneys. Now she's decided to write her memoir, revealing the gut-wrenching hurdles she's had to overcome in order to be perfect in every way, every day. Hurdles such as:I hate my horse. Every job I've ever had is the worst job I've ever had. He's not a doctor, a lawyer, or a prince. I'll eat anything, as long as it's gluten-free, dairy-free, low-carb, low-fat, low-calorie, sugar-free, and organic. In an Adderall-induced flash of inspiration, Babe Walker has managed to create one of the most enjoyable, unforgettable memoirs in years.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mia Karts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67999105679648,"sku":"USED1401324541","price":7.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7426\/3840\/files\/61TxC_NDGRL.jpg?v=1793048014","url":"https:\/\/miakarts.com\/products\/white-girl-problems-1401324541-used","provider":"Miakarts Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}