{"product_id":"who-will-help-jack-off-the-horse-1946178071","title":"Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse?","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1946178071\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bimisi Tayanita\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e New\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cp\u003e?ho Will Help Jack Off the Horse??\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/em\u003eis the first of five books that make up Reach Around Books--Season Two. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e?..and of course the whimsical poetic meter known as iambic tetrameter is no more capable of exclusive ownership than the air we all breathe.?\/em\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003e --Bimisi, to Theodor Seuss Geisl\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIt is entirely possible to wake up in the morning with no intention of learning anything at all, but learning something substantial, nonetheless. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt was a typical Wednesday afternoon at their favorite dive bar. Bimisi and Sumguyen were sparring, via a spirited match of online trivia, with patrons of a similar dive bar in another part of the world...a part of the world where it most likely was not still Wednesday afternoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe final question...at least the last question they heard before scrambling for a pen and paper to get to work on their first parody was this:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMadonna, Michael Jackson and _____ are the only 3 artists who have had a top 40 hit in 4 different decades.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eANSWER: Weird Al Yankovic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe five books included in the Reach Around Books Season Two Box Set include: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWho Will Help Jack Off the Horse \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrendas Beave Plays a Round \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJiggle Wiggle Tickle Pickle \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLucy Lickalotopus Goes Down South \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeter Pitched a Tent \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eThrough the timeless power of double entendre, Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, dont buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary™...You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e--Toodles!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eFunniest parody ever written!\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Mia Karts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52098363392288,"sku":"NEW1946178071","price":34.06,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7426\/3840\/files\/71Jdx_grfIL.jpg?v=1785790977","url":"https:\/\/miakarts.com\/products\/who-will-help-jack-off-the-horse-1946178071","provider":"Miakarts Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}