{"product_id":"wow-this-is-insane-1475973012","title":"Wow! This is Insane!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1475973012\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Alvarez, Bobby\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e New\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe captain asked, \"Why are there eight spacecraft approaching my castle with apparently evil intentions?\" How to sum up my crazy life in a few sentences? Okay, here goes: \"Those are probably Mobster spacecraft looking to both kill me, since I have a list of their names and crimes on my contact lens, and to retrieve the time-travel arm bands that I just dumped in your trash scow. Sorry about dropping this mess in your lap, but they've already killed my girlfriend and kidnapped my family, and I know they absolutely will not stop, ever, until I am dead. So, I figured if I got the bands into the sun, at least I could die knowing I had done something good with my last great act of defiance.\" I took a deep breath and waited for the tongue-lashing that I knew was coming . . .\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mia Karts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68045977256224,"sku":"NEW1475973012","price":17.72,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7426\/3840\/files\/61Qb8MPDrmL.jpg?v=1793258146","url":"https:\/\/miakarts.com\/products\/wow-this-is-insane-1475973012","provider":"Miakarts Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}