Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys

ISBN: 0449910261

Author: Barry, Dave

Condition: New

"Dave Barry is one funny human."--San Francisco ExaminerFor thousands of years, women have asked themselves: What is the deal with guys, anyway? What are they thinking? The answer, of course, is: virtually nothing. Deep down inside, guys are extremely shallow.But that has not stopped Dave Barry from writing an entire book about them. If you're a guy--or if you're attempting to share a remote control with one--you need this book, because it deals frankly and semi-thoroughly with such important guy issues as:ScratchingThe role of guys in world history, including the heretofore-unknown relationship between the discovery of North America and golfWhy the average guy can remember who won the 1960 World Series, but not necessarily the names of all his childrenThe Noogie GeneWhy guys cannot simultaneously think and look at breastsSecret guy orgasm-delaying techniques, including the Margaret Thatcher MethodWhy guys prefer to believe that there is no such thing as a prostateAnd much, much more"Whether you're a guy--or attempting to share a bathroom with one--Barry has some wacky words of wisdom for you."--USA Today