Featherless, Woozy

ISBN: 145643120X

Author: Becker, James G

Condition: New

Product Description Delve deeply into the jungles of Africa with hero Mike Huffingbergstromwellishpopperdy as he catapults from one perilous catapult to another. Soar the vast expanse of outer space, but make sure you register with NASA's frequent flier program first, lest you miss credit for the mileage. Explore the infinity of your psyche and reveal the subtle differences between an umlaut and a circumflex. When you're done all that, sit down, read. Laugh. It's the best medicine. Unless you have a hernia, in which case, it hurts like the Dickens. (Was Charles Dickens some kind of bully? If so, he should've tattooed his knuckles with "Best" and "Worst.") Featherless, Woozy is a compliation of printed words. If you investigate further, you'll discover short stories, a play, poetry, anecdotes, skits, blogs, essays, and scented bath soaps. About the Author Jim Becker is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in tinfoil and decorated with a sprig of parsley. He learned to write when he was very young, took his sweet time learning to type, and hasn't evolved technologically enough to use voice transcription software. He grew up (loosely speaking) in a Philadelphia suburb, schooled in Savannah, and currently resides near Nashville, Tennessee with his wife and three sons, all of whom deserve better than whatever ridicule they endure for being so easily (and genetically) related. Abiding by the wisdom of the old proverb, Jim has eaten one elephant at a time.