Sorry, You Can't Enter Heaven

Sorry, You Can't Enter Heaven

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Sorry, You Can't Enter Heaven
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    Paperback
    Language
    English
    Category
    Humorous
    Condition
    New
    ISBN-13
    9780595534852
    ISBN-10
    0595534856

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    ISBN: 0595534856

    Author: Altschul, Randi

    Condition: New

    In a world where plastic surgery is growing more popular, becoming almost as routine as gynecologist appointments for some women, what if you found yourself at Heaven's Gate and they wouldn't let you in. You're not you. For vanity's sake, you changed the original packaging and altered your destiny. Successful CEO Lisa Michaels thought a fatal heart attack at 63 her final obstacle. Once she arrived at Heaven, she couldn't pass the scanning process. An annoying tuxedoed young man at the front gate, holding an electronic flashing clipboard, a wireless headset in one ear, stopped everything saying, "You forced your destiny by altering the body you were given." He looked down at the clipboard. "Let's see, nose job, breast enhancement, liposuction, and a face lift to name a few." He looked into her eyes. "I'm sorry, you can't get into Heaven."This lively look at the afterlife takes Lisa through multiple adventures between Heaven and Earth before she can obtain her ultimate goal. Sorry, You Can't Enter Heaven is a fresh new take on empowerment and the choices we make in our lives.

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