Bunnetics, how to shape your buns

ISBN: 038517974X

Bumper Buns
(Medium to large, rubbery on the outside, but with strong steel muscles on the inside). These are the most common type on both men and women. Those who have them don’t mind hard seats. They have been known to cause severe whiplash in Latin men, who idolize them.
Pear Buns
(Medium large to immense). These are the easiest to identify and the hardest to change because they did not get like a pear overnight. They are impossible to hide even in the strongest jeans.
Jelly Buns
(Medium to small, sort of soft, sagging or starting to sag). Without question, Jelly Buns are cute. If you are young and good looking, you can get away with them. But when body mortis (the thirtieth birthday) sets in, help better be on the way, or the distance between them and the backs of your knees gets shorter and shorter.
Presto Buns
(Flat and shapeless). Remember Mandrake the Magician’s “Now you see it, Presto! Now you don’t “? If you turn your back to the mirror, Presto Buns are there, but don’t turn profile because you’ll only see the back wall.
Flamenco Buns
(As tough and snappy as castanets). Most dancers have these, but they can also be found in bullrings and Latin Fiestas. They are full of rhythm and pizzazz, but their beauty is often overshadowed by an arched back, pinned back shoulders, and weak stomach muscles.
If one of these descriptions fits you too closely for comfort, the Bunnetics plan is for you. Bunnetics will show you how to firm your buns, trim them, tone them, and slim them. In only five weeks! After that, try Dune Buns on for size.
Dune Buns
(Just perfect) Dune Buns are tops and their owners know it. Summer belongs to them. On the beach they compete with the environment and win. You never see their owners’ faces, but who cares? They ride the best bicycles, never jog on side streets (only main thoroughfares), and like to wear old faded jeans with smartly torn holes and patches. And they can be yours!