Diddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog

ISBN: 0241783003

Author: Clarkson, Jeremy

Condition: New

Pre-order the all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics from Diddly Squat Farm - from gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson.Fans of Prime TV series Clarksons Farm will enjoy this companion. - Irish TimesUncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and a host of ill-conceived plans pursued with boundless enthusiasm - Clarksons farm remains the gift that keeps on giving.As one overseas visitor* confessed, he only came to Diddly Squat because he couldnt believe Jeremy could actually be that incompetent.Not one to be discouraged, our hapless hero channels his entrepreneurial spirit into a bold new venture: a pub. A few short weeks later, The Farmers Dog opens its doors - proudly serving all-British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers, and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling. The perfect country pub or so it seems.Between malfunctioning toilets, blackouts, psychedelic wheat, angry London protests, and a headbutting goat, Clarkson soon learns that running a pub may be even trickier than running a farm. Fortunately, he still has Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie, and Gerald to lend a hand - especially now that his doctor insists hes got to become a vegetablist.(*Along with the rest of China, apparently.)