Freakin' Fabulous: How to Dress, Speak, Behave, Eat, Drink, Entertain, Decorate, and Generally Be Better than Everyone Else

ISBN: 1416961496

Author: Kelly, Clinton

Condition: New

Clinton Kelly wont just revamp your wardrobe-hell revamp your life!The huddled masses yearn to be fabulous, and finally Clinton Kelly is heeding their call. As cohost of TLCs popular What Not to Wear, he regularly transforms dumpy fashion disasters into traffic-stopping, get-an-instant-promotion, reignite-the-passion-in-that-relationship makeovers. But fabulousness doesnt stop with style. Lets face it: you might look good, but if youre chomping on that crudit with your mouth wide open, nobody at the party will talk to you-even if you can explain to them what crudit actually is.Of course, the keys to being better than everyone else arent always so obvious. Dont worry; Clintons here to help.- How do you make a flat butt look big and a big butt look flat?- Whats the one trick that will slim down your entire silhouette and make your ta-tas look va-va-voom?- How do you eat an oyster without getting kicked out of the best restaurant in town?- Whats the grammatically correct form of lay to use when propositioning someone?Hell teach you how to look your best, sound your smartest, use the manners your momma taught you, poach an egg, fix a perfect gin and tonic, throw the most popular parties (and top the guest list at other soirees), make your home the envy of your neighbors, and generally be the fabulous person you always knew you could be.From the three style criteria he uses to dress any shape for any occasion, to his eloquent approach to appreciation, to his four must-memorize recipes for whipping up a last-minute meal, Clinton Kelly shares it all in Freakin Fabulous.

• Freakin' Fabulous: How to Dress, Speak, Behave, Eat, Drink, Entertain, Decorate, and Generally Be Better than Everyone Else