Stop Waiting for Prince Charming! He's Already Married to Bob.: The Odds of Getting Married and Other Nonsense

ISBN: 0615476899

Author: Reinsma, Anita

Condition: New

"AN AWARD WINNER!" "Shades of David Sedaris..." from Playwright Don Pollard..and from radio talk show host Carole Lieberman, M.D. "Anita is the Erma Bombeck of modern relationships. Read her book then charm the pants off the next guy you meet!" These hilarious essays will help you live life more creatively. Dating? Looking? Given up? Do you really wonder what your odds are for getting married? Find out here along with some crazy concepts: Facial Punctuation, a Minimum Threshold of Attractiveness, Yodeling, Speed Dating, Sex Appeal, insightful, clever advice and more. It's time to turn your life upside down. Did you cancel a blind date because it creeped you out? Why? So you can stay home to watch "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" for the 53rd time? And, while safe in your own home, danger lurks. Your refrigerator magnets might be revealing way too much about you. Brilliant psychological analysis answers the questions you didn't know you had. Looking at life differently requires a unique approach, for instance, to beauty. Priceless tips: What's the connection between cucumbers and cellulite? What's the best position for sleeping to avoid wrinkles...a gorgeous celebrity shares her secret. Hysterical true escapades prove life can be crazy fun. It's a circus! When you make it out alive--a hurricane while on a cruise ship, a hostage in a bank robbery (You Tube), and singing "Bagle Benjy" on the Tonight Show. Seriously, this is laugh out loud, funny advice that might just change your life forever! For daily advice...seek out Anita's tweets, YouTube and her website www.anitareinsma.com open 24 hours a day for your dining and dancing pleasure!